Schönkopf I fucking love you

dreamyintersexpuppy:

granemlin:

dreamyintersexpuppy:

if a girl wants to rip open your ribcage and live there you have to let her

Last time a girl said that all she did was build a fire shrine in me :\

if a girl wants to worship her gods in a temple of your flesh you have to let her

fuckinginsanegirl4ever:

Kill them all

dreadwedge:

the human body has a single imperfection. it still contains one muscle that is connected at only one end: the tongue. welcome to wizard school. for your first lesson, you’ll need to partner up

pizoxuat:

odinsblog:

transfantasma:

itznarcotic:

c0simo9:

And now for something completely different.

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

Author who wrote a YA book called something like “Crown of Suck and Bone”: I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoyevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

transfantasma:

transfantasma:

innestern:

#just girly things

sharkpunks:

foulserpent:

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

melchiordahrk:

sleepyysalamiri:

GUUUUYS
Morrowind Official Game Guide is a fucking masterpiece.

And don’t forget all the freeform “quests” at the end of each section. They can help you experience some of the undocumented stories and locations in the game. Or just suggest stupid fun things to do:

bloomedwings:

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

twilight-sparkle-irl:

twilight-sparkle-irl:

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